Jeffish

A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

by _Jake November 22, 2019

Jeffification

To add copious amounts of cheese to a food product in order to change the overall taste of something.

Man, this chicken sandwich is good, but kind of bland. It needs serious Jeffification. Pass me the cheddar!

by 31bSoldier September 14, 2020

jeffing it

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless

i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help

by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

jeffin'

the act of kissing ass or brown nosing in a persons face when in actuality you have ill feelings toward that person.

being really nice to your boss to get that new opening that you want but behind his back you talk shit about him.

you - "hey boss did you get a new hair cut it looks great"

your boss - "bitch, stop jeffin'"

by t-ryder January 27, 2009

jeffinitely

another word for something jeff would definitely do.

1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)

by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008

Jeffinory

Is a more mature nickname for an older gender mainly male with a more uncommon first names such as Jeffrey, Jeff, Geoff, Geoffrey etc even Jeffeen etc. These are shortened and joined with 'Ifanory' which is from 'Jackanory'... Humoured for them telling stories in all ways whether in a humorous way or formal

Jeffinory tell us a story... Please I look forward to your stories

by franny-Dinky November 21, 2020

Jeffi

Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.

Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011