jotto

wat you would call the maddest bloke ever

fuk man ur such a jotto kinda guy

by weinerschnitzeldizzlemanizzl May 1, 2009

jotter

Jotter (n): a ginger otter. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.

Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.

Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.

by betch.deck August 24, 2011

jotter

What the North-East of Scotland people call a book for writing in.

English person: I forgot my book

Scottish person: I forgot my jotter

by inamish May 4, 2018

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .

Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'

by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

jlotting

Acting just like old times, essentially re-enacting a memory

We're jlotting here tonight.

by ocdaboutgrammer June 2, 2015

Jotti

King of Curri, bow upon your king.
Press f to pay him respect

Jotti : curri
You : *bows*

by Link25 September 20, 2019

Jotti

King of curri, also know as Harjot.
You, peasants, shall bow to your true lord.

Jotti: curri
You: bows

by Link25 September 23, 2019