talk to the jazz hand

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

by olsongt September 7, 2009

jazz hands#1098

while wearing aviator glasses you take the sharp part of a hammer and smacking it into your leg while coverd in bird shit and eating fried chicken on a tuesday and rubbing tomato sause all over your penis and watching the disney channel.

want to do jazz hands#1098 with your mother.

by friedchickenishot January 13, 2011

jazz hands ass

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

jazz hands routine

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.

-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

jazz hands vagina

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

by freaksalad August 14, 2014

Vigorous Jazz Hands

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.

boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

voodoo jazz hands

The act of causing another to ejaculate without their knowing.

He used id voodoo jazz hands to make me cum in my pants.

by mwenn01 May 31, 2025