Crossing the street without following the crosswalk or other traffic regulations, usually on busy streets which can be hazardous.
The street whores jaywalk across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.
by Crystal K September 22, 2005
Get the jaywalk mug.A mass weapon of destruction created by the gingers. The fore-gingers saw coming an impending genocide of the ginger race, so they decided to create spies with some of the qualities of the gingerhood (so they wouldn't be rejected by fellow redheads), but with exceptional looks and hardly any freckles so that those 'daywalkers' could infiltrate those of us who possess souls.
A: Wow, Lilo looks smashing... she's so gorgeous.. i wish i could meet her irl...
B: Be careful, that one is a daywalker.. she works for the gingers... i mean yeah... she looks harmless enough, but she could kill you in your sleep...
B: Be careful, that one is a daywalker.. she works for the gingers... i mean yeah... she looks harmless enough, but she could kill you in your sleep...
by godsaveusall August 17, 2010
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by Nameri March 3, 2010
Get the daywalker mug."We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
by navyblue January 12, 2007
Get the jaywalking mug.The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
by pianodon July 13, 2010
Get the jaywalking mug.A Jaymaker is similar to a joint... only it's about a million times bigger, and rolled using pages of the Bible.
It is so large that any individual who would attempt to toke on the Jay would be knoked unconcious, as if they had experienced a Haymaker to the face from God.
It is so large that any individual who would attempt to toke on the Jay would be knoked unconcious, as if they had experienced a Haymaker to the face from God.
Jimmy lifted the Jaymaker towards his face, his friends and family stood in awe. Before he put it to his lips he prepared himself with a final exhale then lifted it ever so gently closer and perched his lips around it. He took just a small toke to start with, holding the smoke in his lungs for just a moment before he exhaled again.
And as he exhaled a chill could be felt throughout the galaxy. And all over the world people stopped in amazement, Goosebumps ran down the spine of every woman and child, and a single sound could not be heard. Jimmy’s friends and family stumbled backwards as a holy glow began to surround him. Everywhere people’s heads turned to the sky as dark ominous clouds which once rued the Earth began to part and the sun shone brightly upon the people and the land.
And as the clouds parted and the light became brighter sound was swiftly returned to the land as the people began to murmur, they were afraid of the light so they hid from it and, and as they hid it slowly it continued to grow until finally it stopped. And like a flash of lightening it shot down from the sky and hurled towards the Earth, falling like a comet.
As it fell it appeared to get smaller, Jimmy could see it clearly from his room, but to him it seemed to be getting larger. It was speeding towards him like a magnet to metal until finally it was right in front of him. It was God’s hand. And before Jimmy could even try to move it struck him in the face and knocked him the fuck out.
And as he exhaled a chill could be felt throughout the galaxy. And all over the world people stopped in amazement, Goosebumps ran down the spine of every woman and child, and a single sound could not be heard. Jimmy’s friends and family stumbled backwards as a holy glow began to surround him. Everywhere people’s heads turned to the sky as dark ominous clouds which once rued the Earth began to part and the sun shone brightly upon the people and the land.
And as the clouds parted and the light became brighter sound was swiftly returned to the land as the people began to murmur, they were afraid of the light so they hid from it and, and as they hid it slowly it continued to grow until finally it stopped. And like a flash of lightening it shot down from the sky and hurled towards the Earth, falling like a comet.
As it fell it appeared to get smaller, Jimmy could see it clearly from his room, but to him it seemed to be getting larger. It was speeding towards him like a magnet to metal until finally it was right in front of him. It was God’s hand. And before Jimmy could even try to move it struck him in the face and knocked him the fuck out.
by JayLaSoul January 13, 2011
Get the Jaymaker mug."I be crossin' and the sign says 3 seconds left. Motha' fuckin' po-po be hidin' in the alley jaywalketing, jumped out, and gave me a forty dolla ticket. Shit."
by slard271 January 4, 2008
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