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Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
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Jave dog

Act of shitting on people while on top of a building for sport.
Listen here owl I’m the best jave dogger in town.
by Jave dog April 21, 2020
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Jave Q

Jave Q works in the music industry as a asset to many notable artists, Specializing in Artist Relations, Brand Networking, Campaigns etc.
Jave Q is a important asset for notable artists and the music industry
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oovoo javer

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Javeria

The baby girl name Javeria comes from the Arabic word which means, "Girl who spread Happiness, Blessed female."

People with this name tend to be filled with the joy of life. They are quite imaginative, artistic and enthusiastic. They are kind, cute, humble, self sacrificing, have lovely manners and have most wonderful loving personality, generally loved by everyone they meet, they love pets and pets love them, they are able to communicate with them.

They may fear routine and might lack self-discipline. Professionally, they can be successful as a press secretary, planner, teacher, interior decorator, chef or small business promoter.

They have most beautiful dimpled smile and eyes that shine with genuine warmth.
What a lovely smile, she must be Javeria!
by ainy August 14, 2011
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Bum Javelin

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009
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Javed Miandad

Great batsman from Pakistan. Renowned for hitting a Six on the last ball in the Australasia cup held in Sharjah in the 80's to defeat India.
He is one of the leading run scorers in the history of Cricket
Javed Miandad is the greatest batsman ever
by IrfanPathan November 16, 2006
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