A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
Get the Java the Hoot mug.The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.
--for computer programmers and nerds.
--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
Get the java-hipster mug."Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."
by S. J. T. October 18, 2008
Get the Java dyke mug.In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.
Can be a verb or noun.
I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.
by Kristen* June 22, 2006
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going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.
I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
by horsewhistle June 26, 2007
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