Thayne Jasperson

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable

A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!

by VicElizaPotter January 4, 2021

Jaspers

Jaspers - What people from the country call wasps or bees.

" Watch out for the Jaspers!!!"
"Them Jaspers gonna sting you"
" Bloody Jaspers in my Pint"

by BestBowden September 3, 2009

Jaspersion

An unrivaled and detailed depiction of future events to occur in ones life as foretold by the great and powerful knower of all things

She told me how I would fall in love and it happened exactly as she predicted, what a jaspersion!!!

by Peters Dragin November 21, 2019

Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.

World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"

by l4yercke July 11, 2018

jaspersexual

a person who is only attracted to jasper jordan from the 100, jasper jordan is played by devon bostick. if a person is a jaspersexual there’s a very high chance that they’re also a rodricksexual.

“im a jaspersexual”
devon bostick is hot af

by lodeddiper January 7, 2021

jasperspeedy

an huy who is boosted usually by pietjandorie to gold 1

jasperspeedy didn't get to gold 1 on his own account

by MR. op het veld October 3, 2021

jaspers

Human sex-balls. Danglies.

"Open wide darlin', I've got a hankering to dunk my jaspers!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006