Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

Jackoff City

An expression alluding to a figurative city to indicate that a place or situation is essentially not serious on some level, in fact that it is probably entirely full of shit or populated by clueless jackoffs.

Man, this whole business is Jackoff City, there’s no way anyone who works here knows what the fuck is what!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones

Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!

by Professional standards September 12, 2021

wacko jacko

defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative

"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"

by i'm from February 18, 2008

jackocarling

to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.

Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick

by Miss_Vengance September 21, 2007