Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.

Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!

by requim_slayer May 11, 2022

Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

by udmeister May 22, 2006

jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

jaredbeebe

a small vole like creature whom spends most of it's time in the dark eating fudge pudding

did you see that?.. you mean that jaredbeebe?

by malacyman March 21, 2010

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

by dickstorm November 18, 2015

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022