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Jaret

A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016
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JAOTWL

When something is so funny that you literally "Jizz All Over The Wall Laughing"
Man! That bitches face was so funny i JAOTWL!!!
by Joerard & Chazuso February 6, 2010
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Jartavaquious

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.
Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious
by _CASCI November 11, 2018
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jarate

Jarate, or the art of flinging jars of urine at your enemies, is guaranteed to result in “psychological damage, blindness, embarrassment, nightmares (with you as the star!), self-loathing, difficult stains and intense body odor."

This is an unlockable move/weapon for Sniper in the game Team Fortress 2.
"Suck on this, ya wanker!" *toss*

*crash* "I r be hit wit teh jarate! NUUUUU~!"
by Hozukimaru11 March 23, 2011
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Jaratia

A Discord server that is named after a piss jar from Team Fortress 2 ruled by a 14 year old Filipino girl, a total clusterfuck ruled by simps, horny niggas, and also nazis
Donny: Yo dude, John is in this crazy server called Jaratia. Have you ever heard about it?

Frank: Yeah I did, is it that Discord server ruled by some Filipino girl?
by HellmuthVonMucke April 6, 2020
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Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
by XanderX May 8, 2010
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jarateed off

Pissed off. Derived from the Team Fortress 2 unlockable Jarate (a throwable urine containing jar).
The customers must be jarateed off after having been this much ignored by the customer support
by DrFish July 11, 2009
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