Jardined

When fighting a relative new comer you get visicously knocked out ending with your mouthpiece rolling away like a busted tire

Dude that kid just Jardined that guy

by MMAman654 January 11, 2010

jadine

The epitome of sexyness, able to give men hard-ons at 50 paces when she wants to.
Gorgeous and with oddly warm skin

"wow, that Jadine is the SEX"

by hindsight21 April 15, 2009

Jarine

Combination of words with the same meaning: Jarhead and Marine. Both are used when referring or describing a United States Marine weather as an insult or a joking banter between peers.

Man1: "Hey have you seen Joe?"
Man2: "No why?"
Man1: "He's sporting that retarded high and tight again."
Man2: "Typical Jarine."

by Darth Collison September 30, 2011

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

Jartinez

Any man known for extreme logic, excellent communication skills, and a great sense of humor.

Tom is our on-site Jartinez. Anytime the corporate management does something stupid, Tom analyzes the situation and explains it in a funny and easy to understand manner that makes everyone laugh and no one angry.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

jadine

a cluless person that has the biggest heart

my new girlfriend is a jadine but i love her

by kyle moorman May 26, 2008

jardin

Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.

Girl1 : he left me ( crying )

Girl2 : wait lets call jardin , she'll sort him out.

by NBlack August 17, 2017