Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
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with a jaqueis you can laugh about anything for hours, oh and don’t forget about when a jaqueis is in love.. jaqueis will be ALL over you, talk and think about you constantly, find your families face book and address and make edits out of you, basically obsess. But once shes mad at you you’re gonna want to bring a whole flower bouquet and reeses chocolates to her door and say a 700 word apology.
In general, you’re lucky to catch your self a jaqueis :-)
with a jaqueis you can laugh about anything for hours, oh and don’t forget about when a jaqueis is in love.. jaqueis will be ALL over you, talk and think about you constantly, find your families face book and address and make edits out of you, basically obsess. But once shes mad at you you’re gonna want to bring a whole flower bouquet and reeses chocolates to her door and say a 700 word apology.
In general, you’re lucky to catch your self a jaqueis :-)
i love jaqueis
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