Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

by Japootie March 15, 2012

Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

Jaboogies

ur mom clit

I saw her jaboogies last night

by Anonymous308 March 23, 2022

Jooties

Small parasites that are spread by jews. Supposedly, if you catch them you gradually become jewish.

No way am I sleeping in THAT bed, I might catch some of your jooties!

by Israeli_D_31 August 3, 2011

Jahootie.

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.

Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.

by Cissee October 15, 2008

jaboonies

The boondocks of Japan.

My brother lives so far into the Jaboonies that he has to drive 5 hours to see a movie.

by Hoop Jones May 23, 2005

Japonies

Japanese bronies.

After My Little Pony started airing in Japan, there was a massive increase in bronies indigenous to Japan, thus earning the name Japonies.

by whydoesanythingexist January 12, 2016