japtard

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

Japatard

used to call a person with bad taste in japanese anime.

Hey did you see that one episode of Dragonball Z?
No, you Japatard no one watches that show.

by I_eat_unicorns! January 4, 2011

Japaniard

A person of Spanish and Japanese ancestry. A rare mix, they are generally quite intelligent, fierce, and possesses a great amount of sex appeal.

David Silva is a handsome Japaniard!

by koppi June 14, 2013

Japanadian

a Canadian person of Japanese origin, they usually own convenice store. sometimes called chicken balls, chinx, rice rockets (only if they are fast) or Pat Dickson's family.

that Pat Dickson is probably the nicest and most legal Japanadian i no, most of them just say things like "hurry up an buy!"

by McNally May 26, 2003

Japanland

The part of the cafeteria where all the idiot anime dorks sit. Usually these kinds of people will attempt to dress up in costumes or color their hair and make up for their inherent uglyness, a futile strain to try and be presentable.

Yo man I just took a walk by Japanland, dude smelled gross as hell

Those kids in Japanland are pathetic...

by Smackemgood January 22, 2013

Japanadian

An individual that is brilliant but useless. Derived from Japanese/Canadian.

Stephen Hawking is a Japanadian.

by b-killa October 2, 2007

japañadio

Japañadio was the foundation of the greatest civilization ever. A fat jolly Scottish sailor with a beard was sailing the many seas when he found a lonely island, which he soon populated with the Japanese, Canadian, And Mexican. Soon after the civilation was then named Japañadio. Upon seeing this name, the Jolly bearded man nearly laughed himself to death, and needed a few good night's rest afterward. The man then invited his friends over, and began his life long dream of selling veal with his evil friend. Japañadio was deemed the greatest country to have ever or will ever exist, and nothing could compare ever. One of the many places that help gave rise to this great nation was Japanada, Along with the many Japanadoes it brought along with it.

Guy: "I went to visit Japañadio on Fatman Airlines, it's even better than the rumors say."
Girl: "Have you been hypnotized?"
Guy: "NO! IT'S JUST SO COOOOL" The guy then proceeds to break down and cry, and the girl takes him to his house, and leaves him there to cry in a puddle of his own feces because of how amazing his trip to Japañadio was.

by P4NTH3R27 December 21, 2014