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jaded hope

A flicker of hope that is overwhelmed by walls of jade that contain hatred and love.
MM and GC totally like like each other but their jaded hope is totally blocking out all of those good vibes.
by AlexEvenstar June 13, 2017
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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
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janked

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.
by LooP February 19, 2004
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jaded

1. the state of being emotionally bankrupt
2. having no illusions
3. unfeeling, uncaring, emotionally numb or empty
A person who has expended more emotions than he/she is allotted is left feeling empty, disillusioned, jaded.
by Daisy Fitzgerald Bronte January 14, 2011
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Janged

1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.
He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.
by BigJo November 21, 2014
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Janedodo

A Janedodo is a female that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.
Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.
by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
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Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event
Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.
by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010
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