jammed

jammed, or to jam.

This means to hang out or cotch

oi bre wana jam round tonys for a bit

by youngC December 15, 2004

jammed

when you are high

the weed we smoked last night got me really jammed

by evz123 August 11, 2009

Jammed

To get hindered or prevented from accomplishing a goal. Often this happens in unexpected ways and especially in American Samoa.

I thought you were on the flight off island last night and had tickets to the super bowl tomorrow?

Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.

by Don Reticulo May 9, 2018

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.

How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?

by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019

Jammed

1. Fat Nyashh (Big ass) jammed, jammy, Jam. When it jiggles so succulent like ocean ripples.

1. “Yo did you see that gyal over there, she’s jammed up”
2 Shes looking Jammy today ahlieee

by Massi88 July 7, 2022

jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped”

“you jammed so bad “
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”

by iokhgg February 10, 2024

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong

for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"

by lostzuccini December 3, 2024