jambola

An evil user, materialistic, wannabe, drug using, relationship breaker.

That heffa is nothing but a jambola home wrecker!

by You Know March 9, 2005

Jambulance

Similar to an ambulance, but instead of saving human victims it saves jam victims. A vital public service in the world of Narnia.

He's been jammed, call the jambulance asap!

by pandabear999 December 31, 2012

Newmarket Jambalaya

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.

DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."

by Hession April 20, 2011

jumbalayas

A really good pair of tits.

You wanna show me those jumbalayas?

by SarcasticIndian June 24, 2018

jamblanket

the amount of jam/jelly a person of a grossly obsessed statue would spread on his buttocks

Dru: Look at the seize of that guys ass, he would really need a Jamblanket to cover that!

by mat macgyver December 13, 2018

jamala

Spitfire personality. Claims to be Jamaican but is actually from Jamaica Queens. Has never actually been to Jamaica.

That Jamala girl trying to put on a Jamaican accent again?

by Peanut m&m May 21, 2018

Jambalam

(Jam-buh-lam)
1. When you are having sex with a female on her period and you pull your dick out and shove it forcefully and bloodily into her mouth as you ejaculate.

2. The frothy mixture of period blood and semen.

1. Person 1: I had sex last night

Person 2: isn't Bethany on her period?
Person 1: Definitely! That's why she got the Jambalam!

2. Girl 1: Paul fucked me on my period last night
Girl 2: did you get covered in jambalam?
Girl 1: no doubt.

by TheCaptain65 July 23, 2019