Slutty Jalapeño

When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.

My arsehole needs a fire extinguisher after the slutty jalapeño I received last night.

by StarryeyedDemon November 11, 2018

Jalapeño Popper

When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.

"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."

by Snipay October 9, 2016

Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

Spicy jalapeños

Someone really hot that you cannot describe in proper words

Ooh! Archie from Riverdale is Spicy Jalapeños!!!

by 🍤SHRIMP🍤 December 3, 2019

Scooby Jalapeño

The act of smoking weed and getting a scooby snack that is still aflame.

*takes hit from pipe* *spits out flaming chunk of weed* “HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST HAD A SCOOBY Jalapeño ”

by Tripod9665 December 4, 2018

Jalapeño Hole

When someone Fingers someone after eating hot wings and gives them a spicy orifice hence a Jalapeño Hole.

I fingerblasted her at Chickies & Pete’s after eating hot wings and gave her jalapeño hole.

by PannyRipper July 4, 2021

The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017