The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
by Spoogie November 19, 2007
Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.
by shellstar January 28, 2006
the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 07, 2021
I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!
by Janpier October 03, 2011
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021