The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
by Spoogie December 21, 2007
Get the jake gyllenhaalmug. Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.
by shellstar February 7, 2006
Get the jake gyllenhaalmug. the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021
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by Janpier October 3, 2011
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Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
Get the Jake Gyllenhaalmug.