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jake gyllenhaal

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes
by Spoogie December 21, 2007
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jake gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.
Jake Gyllenhaal is extremely hot
by shellstar February 7, 2006
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Jake gyllenhaal

the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal
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Jake Gyllenhaal Style

It's the act of anal sex performed after spitting on your hands a few time for lubrication.
I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!
by Janpier October 3, 2011
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Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
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