japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by Smart Money May 11, 2006

jahsent

Sent from God

Jahsent sent from god

by Jahsent June 18, 2018

Japhen

Japhen is the name of a very special individual. He is classy and yet knows when to draw the line, so as not to be TOO classy.

He goes by "Jay", so as not to confuse people.

Do not call him Jason, he takes a huge offense.

"Hey Japhen, How're you doing? Go golfing recently?"

by BananaHammock0319 May 28, 2015

Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011

Jarpenters

Jeans with a hammer loop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.

The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.

Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."

Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."

by Jack McPheuck June 22, 2012

jahmene douglas

Is an xfactor contestant 2012 , who is so talented and has a beautiful voice

I LOVE HIM

Girl1:James Arthur won didn't he?
Girl2:yeah but jahmene douglas should of won he's jahmazing!

by megstarr October 4, 2013

jappen

It's a short, yellow pen that writes squinty i's.

On a completely unrelated note, do you jappen to know any pet shops that sell jellyfish?

by Dannyyyyyyyy March 17, 2018