Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

by Laskou January 14, 2011

Jacobsexual

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.

“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”

by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021

Mrs Jacobson

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

by pastas64 November 24, 2019

Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.

“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”

by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022

William Jacobson

William Jacobson is the an incredible person who has touched many peoples lives in countless ways. Just being in the same room as him is a blessing in itself because he radiates an energy so powerful which heals a person's soul. He is kind, generous, intelligent and is deeply loved by people around him. To meet him is the most fortunate gift i have ever received in my life. love is the greatest power in this world and William has given me the hope of love. his inner beauty shines through and you can see it on his handsome face. He is giving, selfless and people are attracted to him for his wonderful heart.

one who has William Jacobson in their life has their stars in a very fortunate position. he's amazing

by redbricks32 July 6, 2010

Benjamin Jacobson

A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....

I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep

Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella

by mtaylor23 January 22, 2021

Peyton Jacobson

Analisia’s amazing boyfriend Peyton, he’s handsome, pretty, fun, and so so amazing. He is Ana’s boyfriend as well as her best friend because he is crazy amazing to her and treats her in the way she wants to be treated forever<3

Peyton Jacobson is usually a handsome amazing person unless it’s not my Peyton

by Analisia December 29, 2021