Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016