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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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jacob robinson

a fat over weight ugly piece of shit who has no life and all he dose is sit on his fat arse and plays video game he also likes to lie and he also has double staderds he especialy lies abou the HARD CAMPAIGN

(also he has a tiny penis)
jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn

bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier

jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn

jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
by steveee96 September 24, 2011
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jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.
Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
by dudey1312 June 19, 2009
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Jacob Rubalcava

"Jacob Rubalcava: Lying conniving bitch who will fuck over his friends if it means getting ahead for himself"
"Bro you just stole my girlfriend, you are such a Jacob Rubalcava"
by TheGreatAndPowerfulBeast June 29, 2017
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Jacob Robinson

Jacob is a fat spotty clapped gremlin with a spastic dad
You’re such a clapped fuck you little Jacob Robinson
by badman dunno March 5, 2018
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Jacob Rees-Mogg

A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020
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Jacob ray berry

Is a man that have 9 inch cock and bang all the girls
by Lynjames February 28, 2017
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