jackfortable

When you're comfortable with another male so that you two would jack in the same room to the same porn without it being gay.

I heard from Nathan that Jack and Daniel are jackfortable!

by That dood named Dave June 22, 2015

Jackteria

the bio mater spread by not washing ones hands after masterbating, having sex or using the bathroom

My roommate is constantly masterbating and he never washes his hands afterwards. Everything in his room must be covered with Jackteria.

by hamezz February 24, 2011

jacksonian

Noun.
One who holds that food is the highest good;A Pro-Food Advocate

Adjective
Of or relating to the love of food.
Origin: Christopher Jackson.

Person 1: Man you are SO jacksonian!
2: SHUT UP! It's glandular!

by (the beautiful) Megan Mitchell January 28, 2005

Jakorian

Down bad with dirty grass

Jakorian never goes outside and plays shindo all day

by Xifpy August 31, 2021

Jacktrip

n: A person who masturbates.

Guy#1 Dude, That guy is such a Jacktrip.
Guy#2 Why do you say that?
Guy#1 He's always getting caught masturbating.
Guy#1 Gross

by KnilLink July 8, 2011

jacktrash

Any debris remaining after a masturbation session, such as cum soaked toilet paper or a stained celebrity photo.

Mona: Larry's been in my bathroom again. He left a girly magazine on the floor.
Lisa: OMG, he left some jacktrash stuck to the side of the commode too. Gross!

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018