Jackson Potluck

n. a non-traditional painting comprised of feces collected from around the neighborhood or church group (especially that of Karen and Becky) that is then smeared, strewn, and splattered upon a canvas as if they were the different colors in a Jackson Pollock painting.

Those cunty bitches are so plastic, they’d spend money on a Jackson Potluck if their queen bee said to.

by Webster3.1 February 15, 2020

Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010

Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.

She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!

by IDZ December 28, 2005

jackson pollock

1. n. An influential American abstract expressionist painter (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956)

2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.

3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.

4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)

1.
A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."

2.
- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.

3.
A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."

4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."





See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006

by Twat_did_u_say March 10, 2009

jackson pollock

this is derived from an artistic style which was used by pollock. While your significant other is sleeping you jizz sporadically all over their face and upper extremities. thus creating a form of art similar to that of jackson pollock

i jackson pollocked all over my exs face

by kevo December 20, 2004

Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.

Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”

by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020