Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.

"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".

by Mustards12's December 26, 2013

Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Swagger Jacker

The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!

Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!

Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick

Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him

by mister originality May 16, 2015

Jasher

Anyone who is totally awesome since this name is so rare.

Who the fuck is named Jasher anyway?

by Ankansasmoose February 4, 2010

jawher

Jawher is a really nice guy. He can be a little annoying sometimes but really funny. Jawher is tall and very good looking.

He is the goat.

I think I’m falling for Jawher

by Annonymous2006 May 7, 2021

conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

by LMV January 2, 2009