text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.

"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"

by ash December 16, 2004

Jackpot

The state of being in trouble of ones own making or the making of another.

Bill really put himself in the jackpot by selling to that undercover narc.

Joe's in the jackpot because his wife saw him with that whore.

by paddy1998 January 13, 2010

Jackpot Generation

A generation of Americans which lived off the good fortunes inherited from the hard-work and success of their parent's generation, but squandered these good fortunes, thus, leaving their own children's generation nothing. (i.e. the baby boomer generation)

Young Person #1: "I heard that instead of fixing social security for all Americans, the baby boomers are going to vote to cut Social Security benefits for just the younger American's, so they can receive full benefits for themselves in their retirement years."

Young Person #2: "Yep!. Sounds like the Jackpot Generation is up to their old tricks--squander a social program for their benefit, thus leaving nothing for the future generations of Americans."

by Millt0n December 16, 2011

Jackporn

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.

I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.

by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014

hit the jackpot

to be very successful, especially by winning or earning a lot of money

They hit the jackpot when they bought the lottery ticket.

by Free way October 1, 2017

Jacamo

A jacamo is an assholish moron, someone who acts stupidly shity.

God.. Larry is such a jacamo, why do we even put up with him.

by mormonchick January 27, 2018