When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.
Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.
Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.
English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.
Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.
English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010
Get the Jabulani mug.Jabumfuck is the hypothetical name given to any city, town, or place that is located out in the middle of nowhere. It is also known as BFE (pronounced B.F.E.), which stands for Beyond Fucking Everything, or Bum Fuck Egypt, or Butt Fuck Egypt, depending on your mood. Out in jabumfuck, you often have to drive over an hour to get to any sort of civilization, and people born in Jabumfuck often never get the chance to leave. Many small colleges are also located in Jabumfuck, as are crazy hippies that live on farms, or your sceptica, conspiracy theorist relatives that you never visit, because they live in Jabumfuck.
He just bought a house down in South Jabumfuck, so fuck if I'll ever make it out to see his new place.
Sorry it took so long, Mr. Incopetence here couldn't find a big enough parking space for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in Jabumfuck.
Sorry it took so long, Mr. Incopetence here couldn't find a big enough parking space for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in Jabumfuck.
by talomally June 21, 2009
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Pronounced: ja-boo-d
The art of getting so intoxicated that the possibility of waking up the following morning naked in a park, public toilet or bed of a girl/guy that resembles a swamp donkey the is extremely high.
Pronounced: ja-boo-d
The art of getting so intoxicated that the possibility of waking up the following morning naked in a park, public toilet or bed of a girl/guy that resembles a swamp donkey the is extremely high.
Hey Charlie, look at Stefan. He is by far the most jabu'd person at this Christmas party.
I tell you Cletus, I got so jabu'd last night I feel like a great dane defecated in my head.
I tell you Cletus, I got so jabu'd last night I feel like a great dane defecated in my head.
by spyker888 April 24, 2009
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1. An African princess, most namely an exotic girl preparing to take her place as the next chief of her village.
2. An elaborate and rare colourful bird found in South America similar to that of a toucan; makes a great family pet of extravagant travels.
1. An African princess, most namely an exotic girl preparing to take her place as the next chief of her village.
2. An elaborate and rare colourful bird found in South America similar to that of a toucan; makes a great family pet of extravagant travels.
1. Gosh, that girl's eclectic and vibrant style combined with her air of confidence makes her such a jabuwen!
2. Dude, did you see that Tommy's sister got him a shirt with a jabuwen on it from her trip to South America? Jealouss!
2. Dude, did you see that Tommy's sister got him a shirt with a jabuwen on it from her trip to South America? Jealouss!
by scmollyb April 5, 2010
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You can't really describe it. It is the feeling you have the morning after the night before. You don't even know you have it but everyone else knows you do!
by SpotMaster November 14, 2012
Get the Jabulitis mug.Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:
1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.
1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.
by Kris August 24, 2004
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