jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

jahooby

marijana rolled into a cigarette form

"Eh man, you gonna pass that jahooby or nurse it all day?"

by Big Leon July 26, 2004

Jaboobs

n (proper, normally):The male that lives across from you and always comes into your room. They generally are bigger than you, have a tendency to look you in the eye, and oftentimes wake you up when they are heavily under the influence of alcohol.
See: Japubes

Jaboobs totally sucks at darts!
I was asleep and Jaboobs came in here and totally woke me up 'cause he was schwasted!
That guy that lives across the hall is totally Jaboobs!

by Matthew Parmesan April 23, 2006

jabooty hook

The act of slipping ones three middle fingers into the crack of another person withh full force while saying "jabooty hook"

bruce had his hand in dan's ass and pulled off a solid jabooty hook
sarah jabooty hooked jen last night

by billy 787 November 25, 2007

Jabooty Butt

A boy by the name of Josh that loves butt's. He can also be turned on by Rachel at any point of the day. 😘😘👙👙💘💘💋💋🍑🍑😘😘if you know what I mean

Jabooty Butt is a cute and nice guy.

by Rachel's Butt October 11, 2016

jabloby

A foul smell tgat no one likes. Many people can describe it as a cloud of ass cheeks.

The man that was walking smelt like jabloby.
It smells like a whole lotta jabloby.

by @Gabriel Iglesias March 30, 2018

jabloby

A foul smell that can scare off many people,places, or things.
The smell can be described as a cloud of ass cheeks.

It smells like a whole lotta jabloby.
The man walking next to me smelt like jabloby.

by @Gabriel Iglesias March 30, 2018