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Jägerwalk

J-walking (not using crosswalks) while sipping on some Jägermeister. (or a Jäger Bomb or Jägerdrank)
And also most likely walking in a very tipsy manner.
bro 1: hey, did you hear John got arrested for drinking in public?
bro 2: no way, what he do?
bro 1: apparently he was Jägerwalk ing and almost fell over right in front of a cop.

bro2: no way! what a Jäbronie
by Durdentyler69 November 20, 2010
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Jabberwalkey

Jabberwalkey : an activity undertaken by a tweakers family and friends in much the same way one takes a lhasa apso or a Chihuahua for a walk and the dog is constantly barking growling yipping and basically never shuts up (the clicky nail sound is included).
God, my brother is such a tweaker, hey bro, let's go jabberwalkey! Here he comes, no I don't listen to what he says, thank God for iphone
by Clacko'mouf Bespeak'atweak September 28, 2018
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Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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jibberwalky

A plastic bag taxed alive from a crackheads floor covered in humanity and resins leaves you intoxicated and causes failed drug tests globally. Last seen in the Australian outback.
The jibberwalky is a friendly monster and a reminder not to litter.
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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