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jappy

A quintessential Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down.

These girls do experiment with goy (Hebrew for "non-Jewish") males, but only white ones and definitely not shvartzas (Yiddish derogatory word for blacks). They seem to have no preference for WASPs or Catholics - just who is going to be the most successful in case they do screw up and fall in love b/c he must at least be able to support her expensive tastes.

Why? B/c non-Jewish white guys tend to be much better looking than their Jewish male counterparts (caution: gross generalization, but the truth - just ask any JAP of their goy good-looking male dilemma) and since they always get what they want financially from their parents, they must get what they want in terms of men too. Plus, those Non-Jewish men aren't as big of push-overs as Jewish guys so they do represent a challenge since they won't put her with her crap - secretly, like all women but to a greater extent, the JAP loves to be treated poorly with intermittent good treatment b/c it shows that he does not need her.

Basically, the JAP is just the extreme example of all women's insecurities: emotionally needy, low self esteem and wants everything their way. JAP characteristics are carrying over to non-Jewish rich girls now too, mainly the daughters of the nouveau riche.
Barbara Streisand (she married that good-looking goy James Brolin); any girl from Great Neck Long Island, parts of Westchester County NY, Beverly Hills CA (quintessential non-Jewish japs live in Brentwood, Bel Air and the Palisades), and Deerfield/Northbrook IL; and Fran Drescher
by LA Goy July 10, 2004
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japperese

The name given to Japanese words, often song lyrics, when mispronounced by English-speakers.

The reverse is true for the word engrish
Person speaking Japperese: "A noo a ni a cani, a noo a ni a calla"

Person speaking Japanese: "Mukuchi na kimi ni, mukuchi na ai de"
by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005
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Jappo

A derogatory slang term for a Japanese; entered popular conscious largely due to James Clavell's novel, SHOGUN.
'You can't trust Jappos. They're all six-faced.'

'I've the mind to send you to hell, Jappo!'

At least the Germans fought to the very last man. The cowardly Jappos surrendered after just two atomic bombs! So much for Bushido...
by The Captain-General March 8, 2007
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japple

A JAP that has a bunch of Apple products!
person 1: I have the iPad, iPhone, Macbook, and an iPod.

person 2: damn they are a japple.
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Jappaqua

the nickname for chappaqua- because of its Jap- like atmosphere and high population
GUY 1"Yo dude where are you going?"
GUY 2 "Chappaqua"
GUY 1"Don't you mean Jappaqua?"
by OJbergJenian May 17, 2011
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Jappacake

The cutest Japanese duo Shotoro Osaki and Yuta Nakamoto.

Accidentally called them jaffa cakes so here we are
A: Omg look how cute the Jappacakes are

B: Omg I love Shotoro and Yuta
A: same lol
by TaeilsCake October 23, 2020
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japple

A mixed drink that consists of Jack Daniels and Snapple.
They were to pussy to drink the Jack straight so they mixed it with Snapple and called it Japple.

Man 1: "Hey man you wanna try some of this Japple?"
Man 2: "Fuck that shit. I take it straight"
by Justin from PA September 6, 2008
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