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Jurassic Park 

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.
I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!
Jurassic Park by Lauren March 25, 2005

Jurassic Park 

In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.
I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!

Don't make me Jurassic Park you.

You Jurassic Parked him good.

Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.

I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.
Jurassic Park by pntbllw3 June 25, 2009

Jurassic Park 

A magical cinematic legendary historical sales shattering golden polished (1993) film that will never be forgotten
Dr. Grant... My dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome... To Jurassic Park... Lovely wide shot of a valley of the park, full of Dinosaurs
Jurassic Park by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

Jurassic Park 

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces
Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

Jurassic Park 

An outdoor place where the elderly congregate; such as an outdoor market or a park.
"Why are all of these fogies gathering here? This place is becoming such a jurassic park!"
Jurassic Park by benben42 February 16, 2010

Jurassic Park 

Jurassic Park, adj. Synonymous with 'cash back'.
'That's a million pounds --- Jurassic Park'
Jurassic Park by alan partridge January 19, 2003