The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
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An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.
When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp
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Cam: Those people hit our mailbox.
Tim: Next time just stand there with a bat, but dont hit them because thats against the law. But dont stand in a threatening position, cause thatd be bad. And dont stand in the road either, cause then you would be an ubstruction. You need to divise some sort of plan that makes it so we dont break any laws, like going through loopholes.
Cam: God dad, dont be so psycho-judicial.
Tim: Next time just stand there with a bat, but dont hit them because thats against the law. But dont stand in a threatening position, cause thatd be bad. And dont stand in the road either, cause then you would be an ubstruction. You need to divise some sort of plan that makes it so we dont break any laws, like going through loopholes.
Cam: God dad, dont be so psycho-judicial.
by Campbell OC January 8, 2008
Get the psycho-judicial mug.N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
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The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.
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1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
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4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.
1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
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4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.
"The United States judiciary excercises authority and prepares plans for judges, sumbits suggestions to various courts, and carries on a continuous study of operations of the federal courts as prescribed by the United States Supreme Court."
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