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A-Jodie-Amount

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.
She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."
by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017
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Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.
Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.
by bizarnite February 17, 2008
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Jodi Arias

V. The act of a overly-sensitive, clingy, crazy, psychotic female who upon perceiving any act of betrayal or hurt (often concocted in her own mind) in her fantastical relationship with a male proceeds to brutally stab him, slit his throat, and shoot him.
sed in a sentence: "I don't know, bro, she seems like she may Jodi Arias you even though you've only known her two weeks!"

"Did you hear about Daniel, man? Lisa totally Jodi Ariased him! So sad!"
by Beardydox October 26, 2015
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jooniophile

(๐˜ฏ.) one who loves kim namjoon, a namjoon-lover. someone who finds joy and peace of mind with namjoon.

-๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ (๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".

comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
i am a jooniophile, i will love and support namjoon forever!!
by joonizzle August 23, 2019
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jodiecomersexual

Some who is largely attracted to Jodie comer
Hey are you bisexual?

No Iโ€™m jodiecomersexual
by The gay Jesus November 4, 2020
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Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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joosin'

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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