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Dirty johnathon

The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of
by Lily hehe November 24, 2021
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johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.
by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016
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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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Johnathon

He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.
Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
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Johnathon

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.
That Johnathon can give off mate.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
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Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
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Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
by Nighter May 20, 2018
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