rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

jobrocest

Derived from the nickname for the Jonas brothers (jobro), and incest.

the act of one or more of the Jonas Brothers sexually touching/speaking to each other either consciously or subconsciously

When Joe held Nick's head incredibly close it was a complete Jobrocest moment.

by mariaimmortal March 2, 2009

joblot

A group of varied items sold by wholesalers or other merchants at cheaper rates.

Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.

by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008

Jobo

Something that no one can define or answer; jobert; jobaih

Bruh ur such a Jobo! Nah bro ur a jobert!

by Jobert Jobo May 22, 2019

Jorobe

a tiktok predator known for posting left-wing/social justice tiktoks and for his fight with thatveganteacher

Person A: hey, what r u watching?
Person B: oh just tiktok
Person A: dude is that Jorobe? hes a predator!

by subway surfers pro player 69 August 6, 2021

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019