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Stab someone without preamble or provocation--a form of thuggery rather than something that happens in a "knife fight." Most often an assassination in prison.
"Don was walking through an alley and a crackhead hiding in a doorway jinked him with a screwdriver."

"Seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up--ran the gears on him. He owed their boss money and couldn't pay."
by Yelnik McWawa May 31, 2014
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(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".

They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.

Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
by SL500 October 17, 2010
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"that's a really long jink in the toilet"
"OMG, that shit is mad long!!!!"
by uncle tav February 2, 2008
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To turn into junk; To make something that was once good no longer good.
person 1:Hey, man, what happened to my car?
person 2: oh, sorry, i just jinked it while taking it for a spin.
by xpdr October 19, 2010
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hey man i called up tech support and a jink just fixed my computer
by masta charske June 15, 2009
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A slang term for a mans penis.
My jink is extreamly huge.
by sparkeyben May 2, 2006
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Jink can be used as a replacement for any word, for example if your ripping Julio in the basement and u don’t want ur parents to hear u say “yo pass the juul” you say “yo sauce a jink” or any other word u wanna swap it for.
Yo sauce me a jink I’ve been outa pods for days.
by Dr.Jink Head October 14, 2017
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