by JustBe (Benny) January 24, 2009
by MorgieVal July 23, 2011
Jinking is the act of thinking about jacking off at a moment where its not possible. This is normally caused by pretty people or such
by justinrowan4304 January 27, 2017
To exude swag.
To be so great that failure is never an option
To be better then the best.
To be so the flyest
To go the hardest without trying
Something money cannot buy you must be born with it.
To be so popping even if someone tried to hate they couldn't
Better than swag you are born with Jink it cannot be learned
To be so great that failure is never an option
To be better then the best.
To be so the flyest
To go the hardest without trying
Something money cannot buy you must be born with it.
To be so popping even if someone tried to hate they couldn't
Better than swag you are born with Jink it cannot be learned
Guy: I went to this girl and got her number without even asking
Friend: How???
Guy: Im Jink'n
Girl: What that fragrance your wearing
Guy: Oh me thats no cologne thats Jink
Girl: OMG I want some...
Friend: How???
Guy: Im Jink'n
Girl: What that fragrance your wearing
Guy: Oh me thats no cologne thats Jink
Girl: OMG I want some...
by Tenacious1906 May 26, 2011
Stab someone without preamble or provocation--a form of thuggery rather than something that happens in a "knife fight." Most often an assassination in prison.
"Don was walking through an alley and a crackhead hiding in a doorway jinked him with a screwdriver."
"Seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up--ran the gears on him. He owed their boss money and couldn't pay."
"Seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up--ran the gears on him. He owed their boss money and couldn't pay."
by Yelnik McWawa May 31, 2014
(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".
They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.
Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.
Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
by SL500 October 15, 2010
by uncle tav February 3, 2008