Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

Jewism

A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.

" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's

by Jew King287 July 12, 2009

jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 29, 2015

Jewish God

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.

Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

by octopod June 13, 2004

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

fucking jews

Mel Gibson's favorite catchphrase!

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"

by My name August 15, 2006