Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

jarring

Farting in a jar, closing it, and then opening and smelling it two weeks to a month later.

me and my friends all ate cheese and beans so we could go "jarring."

by northendguy November 26, 2011

jarring

JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.

by Cainen April 28, 2006

Jarring

an open mouth stare

"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"

by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

Jarring

If you call someone jarring it means you want to give them head.

He’s jarring.

by J5 for the hood May 9, 2018

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018