Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

jaculent

Super strong

Those pollen jocks are super jaculent and fast... They are bigger than the other bees

by Sadjhj October 25, 2025