blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 22, 2008

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Stephanie J. Block

Is an award winning Broadway actress who is best known for her role of Elphaba in the hit blockbuster musical "Wicked". She was the first Elphaba, even though many people think Idina Menzel was. She has a powerhouse voice and belts amazingly. Other theatre credits are Liza Minelli in the musical "The Boy From Oz", Grace O'Malley "The Pirate Queen", and Judy Bernly in "9 to 5: The Musical". Her fans call themselves 'Blockheads'.

Stephanie J. Block is the best Elphaba ever! She has such power and force!

by iMaBlOcKhEaD July 19, 2009

blowy j

Cutesy nickname for a blow job or fellatio.

That girl gave him a blowy j in the men's restroom.

by mishaladycat November 22, 2011

Stephanie J. Block

A very talented broadway actress who is currently starring as Elphaba in the touring production of Wicked. Has an amazing voice and can sing into the stratosphere. Very often gets compared to Idina Menzel as they sound very similar.

During a rehearsal of Wicked in Toronto, there was an accident with the cables and she fell, supported only by the right side of her body. She had major tissue damage and is still recovering, thus causing her to take a break from the tour and miss the L.A. and S.F. productions.

Stephanie j. Block is an amazing singer and actress.

by Kelly617 August 4, 2005

Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 13, 2009