West Islip

Probably the preppiest town on Long Island. Every girl in middle school and high school is a ho. The town consists of many lacrosse players that think they’re the shit.

Oh no we’re playimg West Islip in lacrosse, watch out for the Vineyard Vines.

by Hoesareeverywhere March 19, 2019

islifegetting

Geography God, don't test this fella on geography, it won't end well for you. Also a loyal follower of Pipstar.

islifegetting just beat me in tmp2 again, too many geography questions!

by gdotdog February 3, 2022

East Islip High School

A school you can easily get bored of. Every girl is the same pink wearing Michael Kors basic bitch. Every guy is homophobic, sexist and racist (even though they try so hard to be black) they talk shit about schools like central islip and bayshore as if both schools are mostly populated by wild apes and they’re all secretly afraid of CI. They’re all really fake even if you think you’re best friends with someone they would quickly stab you in the back for a better group of people. East Islip is also a very very big victim of favoritism. So every teacher has their favorites and only those will be given the teachers all and tips to succeed and everyone else in thrown under the bus. In the sports department the coaches give little to no shits about what their kids do as long as they win the next game (which never happens because once again East Islip sucks) if you look down the music hall quickly it looks normal. But eventually you realize that the music teachers have their favorites. It doesn’t matter if they can’t sing or act or fucking play the tuba correctly. School with little diversity and a lot of wanna be black people like I said before. Horrible school would not recommend I mean on google I’m pretty sure it has two stars so I mean there you go. 0/10 would not come again. Please move to central islip or bay shore where the teachers actually give a flying fuck about the students.

East Islip high school is the perfect place to plan out your suicide.

by themostmiserablepersononearth January 15, 2018

Islip

A small, boring, dull town on Long Island where everyone thinks they're black and/or criticizes you based on whether you play a specific sport or not. If you don't play sports then you are going to get made fun of by pretty much every other person. Full of countless fake people. The only thing to do for "fun" is to go on "Main Street," and if you say you do something but others have never seen you do it on "Main Street," you are automatically labeled as a poser. Everyone talks behind everyone's back, Islip is a town where you can trust no one. Only a few people will have the guts to go up to you and say something to your face, on a rare occasion, because most arguments can be found on FB from kids in this town who are illiterate fucks who can't simply tell the difference between "your" and "you're."

I don't like Islip.

by heykidsitsronaldmcdonald January 15, 2013

Islington Tosserati

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.

All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.

by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021

isliannah

Isliannah is your typical quiet friend! But when you get to know her she is very funny and has a great humor. Isliannah is very creative. Whenever she likes someone she tries her best to hide it but can’t help it. She is sometimes calm but mostly very funny and crazy! She has stage fright so she will probably cry for 10 minutes. She doesn’t cry very often though. She will only have about 4-5 friends. Her best friend is probably a Lucy! They are both creative and crazy. Lucy has a best and wonderful friend named Nathaniel. Nathaniel is very close friends with Isliannah. They both laugh together and have a blast together. Overall Isliannah is an amazing friend. Isliannah will mostly like one of her guy friends.

Nathaniel: Where is Isliannah?

Lucy: She’s sick.

Nathaniel: WHAT! NOOO WHY. MY ISLIANNAH SHE IS FUN TO BE WITH THOUGH!

Lucy: Yeah it sucks :(

by m00dynxth<3 April 8, 2022

East Islip

East Islip is that of a small community with residing residents that are usually on the wealthy elite side. Residents often throw huge bashes and balls, and of course "coming out" parties- referring to a girl when she turns 16 of course. Although East Islip is a rich community the wealthy residents tend to reside south of montauk (main street). Theyre children attend top notch schools such as Timber Point (Eastern side of East Islip Goes there along with Great River Children) and Jfk (werstern side and children near the moorings attend there) the other elementary schools are RCk and Connectquit but those who attend the schools tend not to be all too wealthy. Then you have East Islip Middle School. Home of the Redmen. It is the school of elite children bound to inherit millions/billions one day. Of course you have your cliques like anywhere else but in East Islip the cliques are a little different. Of course you have your preps, skaters, etc.. but then you have your old money, and new money cliques, your millionairs and your billionairs, but all in all the students are getting that of an a+ education.The homes of East Islip tend to be well kept mansions or regular sized homes. But mostly your inbetween mansions and average sized. Most residents in East Islip send theyre kids to public school but for those who opped for private normally send them to St. Marys or Hewletter - a boarding school for the super rich. East Islip (south of Montauk) is made up of small little rich communities such as Hollins Estates, The Moorings, Percy Williams Cove, Country Village, and Deer Run. Most residents drive nice expensive cars such as mercedes bmw range rover bently and rolls royce. Even the East Islip teachers make a good sum of money. Out of the 400 teachers over a 100 make more than a hundred thousand a year. Which is a pretty good salary. Most families own boats and travel to Fire Island for the summers. Most of which own second home on the near island off shore. Residents also send theyre kids to some of the best camps and sleep-away camps New York and California can offer. Also most families go on huge vacations usually to the carribean or Europe.

When i first came here to live i was like "ok its a normal little town" but the first day i attended school at the East Islip Middle School i realized i was sadly mistaken. The kids wore expensive clothing such as armani, gucci, prada, coach, abercrombie for GYM!!!!!!!!, dooney and bourke, hollister, american eagle, jacob marc, etc etc....
Even the teachers were dressed fab. I mean the students didnt have your normal marble notebooks no way they had personalized binders, book, everything. I mean they had cell phones, palm pilots, blackberries, etc.. I felt and still feel totally out of place in this obviousily rich town.

by andrea zappata July 21, 2006