iphan

someone who is dependent on Apple's popular flagship smartphone, the iPhone. An iPhan typically strives to get the latest release from Apple, and is willing to strike up an argument with an android user.

iPhan: Hey man, could I use your phone to call my friend?
Normal Guy: Yea man, of course!
iPhan: Wait, is this an Android? Ew, I don't wanna touch it! I'm a die hard iPhan!

by techdefs April 4, 2015

iphain

iphain is so sexy and hot and sweet . She hais thé perfect booty tho. No one will ever replace iphain.

Hey , look its iphain ! Wooow shes so hot

by titi.alzu June 24, 2020

iPhallic

Someone that is on Steve Jobs' tip so hard that they can't wait for the next round of iCrap to hit the market.

TP: Dude, the iTouch is awesome!

JB: shut up, you're so iPhallic...

TP: stfu...

by JayBeeNize August 3, 2008

iPhaux

An electronic device that tries to look and work like an iPhone, but never will.

Samsung Instinct wants to be an iPhone but is sadly only an iPhaux. The iPod touch looks like an iPhone, smells like an iPhone, but has no phone, making it an iPhaux.

by ExFXman January 12, 2009

iPhault

Pronunciation:\ eye-fallt \
Function: noun

mistake made by a person whose attention is dedicated to their iPhone.

That person walked into me because of their own iPhault. Had they been looking where they were walking they wouldn't be wearing my latte.

by @ITSmaddnNG February 10, 2010

Meme-iphany

A life changing meme that causes an earth shattering epiphany.

Mother look!

Dont look at them Ricky. I dont want you to be influenced by- OHGODNO

Its too late mother I've had an meme-iphany!

by lyricalgenius March 7, 2019