a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).
hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
by thisisanotherday July 15, 2019
Get the Iowa Young Writers' Studio mug.The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.
by selmalover123 May 3, 2011
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A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
by bigredkahuna March 30, 2011
Get the Storm Lake, Iowa mug.A metro area covering three states with a total population of 110,000. Home of Sue Bee Honey, Jolly Time Popcorn, and Gateway Computers. Sgt. Floyd on the Lewis & Clark Expedition was buried here at the site named the first U.S. National Historic Site. With its history in the Missouri River and Stockyards, the City now faces an uncertain future. The population is somewhat diverse with nearby Nebraska reservations and large packing plants.
I happened upon Sioux City, Iowa on my way to the Black Hills. My college roommate went to Heelan Catholic High School there.
by Cheruvian June 26, 2006
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Get the Storm Lake, Iowa mug.A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.
Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
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