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cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger
"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."
by Grisslebone February 18, 2009
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investor friendly

A term used to describe the desire to acquire work, items, or materials at the cheapest possible price.
I'm looking for a price that's investor friendly.
by TheUser23 October 24, 2023
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Investor Slop

When a company does something meant to only please their investors and not their users/players. That’s Investor Slop.
Person 1: Hey have you seen all those companies recently?
Person 2: What companies.
Person 1: Y’know, all those investor slop companies?
Person 2: Ohh those companies that only care about the rich dudes?
Person 1: Not the best way to describe it but yeah.
by Investor_Slop June 19, 2025
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Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut
Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor
by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023
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strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.
Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.
by ProfBruce April 20, 2011
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Khan Investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.
by Raffster1977 January 8, 2023
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Investorment

an investor's nature, especially as it permanently affects their investment behavior.
Man I sold that stock during the last market panic and now it's doubled in price... I really need to improve my investorment.
by Charlie Munger June 6, 2019
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