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'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008
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teh internets

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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teh internets

Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.

The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.

If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies

(btw, The Internet is serious business)
Jhonny: I got teh internets today!
Peter: I hope that the devil is happy with your SOUL!
by bronz July 23, 2007
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internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.
idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.
by Nysidra November 11, 2008
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many internets

A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.
Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!

Ken: Many internets to you my son.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
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teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"
by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008
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internetsting

Noun.

A word used to describe something that is:

A) Interesting and was found on the internet.

B) An interesting piece of information that pertains to the internet in some way.
A) Jiminey: "This video of a talking cat I found is super internetsting!"

Hans: "You're a fucking dork."

B) Stefan: "I can check my e-mail on my I-Phone! Isn't that internetsting?"

Mugger: "Shut up and give me the phone and your wallet, dork."
by Joe with the face February 8, 2007
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