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Mathematical Insurrection

When censors from a Department of Education in a state rejected submitted math textbooks from major publishers because their “woke” authors had allegedly tried to indoctrinate children with critical race theory, foreign problem-solving strategies, and multicultural math topics, when in actual fact these math titles contain real-life problems that would help hone students’ problem-solving skills, compared to artificially canned questions of traditional publishers with whom they have a vested interest in—when politics and profits triumph over pedagogy and proficiency.
Last week, with the blessing of their state governor, diehard math educators in Florida carried out a mathematical insurrection against a number of educational publishers for subtly including Common Core pedagogies on top of Critical Race Theory (CRT) and Social Emotional Learning (SEL) elements in their textbooks.
by Fasters April 25, 2022
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robot insurrection

The funkiest thing ever since,well, the last funkiest thing ever.
Man, that band robot insurrection really kicks my ass.
by mega phunkatron October 9, 2003
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traditionalist insurrection

In the face of today's chaos, it is a revolution against the status quo led by a hermetic aristocratic movement. After a period of mass cultural change, dissatisfied with social decay, methods are used to break the monopoly on the use of State force due to its illegitimacy caused by disillusionment with Liberal Democracy. The Three Powers are dissolved: Executive, Legislative and Judiciary; and therefore, established a Traditional Authoritarian State.
Traditionalist Insurrection is the starting point for the beginning.
by tradical April 17, 2023
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Traditionalist Insurrection

In the face of today's chaos, it is a revolution against the status quo led by a hermetic aristocratic movement. After a period of mass cultural change, dissatisfied with social decay, methods are used to break the monopoly on the use of State force due to its illegitimacy caused by disillusionment with Liberal Democracy. The Three Powers are dissolved: Executive, Legislative and Judiciary; and therefore, established a Traditional Authoritarian State.
Traditionalist Insurrection is the starting point for the beginning.
by tradical April 21, 2023
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The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
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Servile Insurrection

Uh-Oh! The baby-dick incel under-class is overthrowing the breeder dictatorship! Wooooooo!
Hym "Free speech is fun because if you say something I don't like... I don't get to violence you... But if I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE... You can use a disparities in authority or means engage in economic, social, and psychological warfare to leave me (or attempt to) bereft. Use nebulous intellectual property and copyright laws to steal from me. And then when I kill I kid you can pretend you have no idea why it happened. Well... Kill a kid or stage a servile insurrection."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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No, YOU'RE an insurrection!

Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.
Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"

Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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