InstaPeng

You're only good looking via Instagram due to lighting and filters but in real life you're a dead ting ...

Look there's that instapeng girl Louisa dela rosa

by Catty123 May 11, 2014

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

Instapressed

When you watch a mastermind genius at work.

I was instapressed the whole time

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

Instanormie

An Instagram Normie

GUY1:THATS MY MEME
GUY2:an instanormie stole it

by O3PI December 14, 2021

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

instamorons

Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.

Instamorons would s*** for likes and f*** for fame!

by sanma January 24, 2019