instavert

Someone who posts a lot of selfies online, and comes across as outgoing, but is actually shy or introverted in person. A portmanteau of Instagram and introvert.

I know I seem really confident in my photos, but in real life I'm an instavert, I'd rather read a book than go to a party.

by figmentPez September 5, 2020

Instapreg

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009

Instaperf

Describes utter perfection in its own glorious awesome way

Harambe was instaperf in the time he was alive.

by HARAMBE Was Innocent 2k17 September 16, 2016

instapreg

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

by jer storms March 10, 2009

Instapornography

sending and receiving of porn pics and videos on instagram

'i kinda guessed what Larraine's post was all about' 'what?' 'instapornography'

by colt ace July 29, 2017

Intraperverted

To secretly be a pervert or stalker, while not revealing your identity

You may not know this but I am intraperverted. Now that you know, prepare to die!

by gudiofdkjghfhuu May 4, 2019

Instapiration

Instagram pages that serve solely to inspire you, such as travel pictures, pictures of expensive cars, planes, or motivational quotes.

Did you see Darren's new insta?

Yeah, it's kinda cool but it's honestly just another Instapiration page... we can all go there and go "wow, we're so inspired", but no one's actually going to make any meaningful change as a result of being instaspired...

by random ass dude who is sexayyy April 21, 2019