instajerk

When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females

I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd

by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016

Instalocker

In Simple Words: A person who instantly locks a character in a video game.

A more detailed explanation:
A person who happens to enjoy sucking cock on a daily basis, A person who interacts with men in a sexual way without their consent.
This person also happens to stay inside of their house all of the time as they have no life in the outside world.

Instalocker: Hey I just instantly locked that character! now noone else can get it!
Person1: Bro just say you are a virgin
Person2: Hes probably one of those jett Instalocker dudes
Instalocker: *screams at mic*

by Stutrez September 29, 2021

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012